January 13, 2017 at 06:50PM

Finally worked up the strength to watch Obama’s farewell address. We were so lucky to have him.

I had my first Trump nightmare, trying to take a nap this afternoon. He was staying overnight in my parents’ old house in Oklahoma (?), and I tried to sleep on the couch because I didn’t feel safe in the room next to him. In the middle of the night, I went into my room to get something and he followed me in. He was super creepy and suggestive, and I¬†was able to slip past him into the bathroom. Somehow he got past the locked door and started trying to rape me, wielding a weird leaf-shaped swordlike weapon. I was able to distract him by asking him questions about it, and managed to get a giant pointy stick of my own, but when I tried to stab him in his flabby crotch he just laughed.

Suspecting this is the first in a series.

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